Whip zip varoom zoom,
Went the old man on a broom.
Zooming around all night long,
Wearing only a bright red thong.
Plonk he went, into the pool
With a gurgle and a bloop, what a silly old fool.
Swish and swirl came a little girl,
Splishing and splashing making a hurl.
Out stretched her hand; a beacon of hope,
The old man hollered, ”THAT WAS DOPE!”.